Saturday, October 6, 2012

Overheard Conversation

"And then Harriet told Sandra that Percy was been seen strutting in front of Ivy June's roost. Sandra was madder than a...well, you know.

She commenced to cluckin' and scratchin' and peckin' until she worked herself up into a frightful frenzy, then plop - she laid a green egg right there in the middle of the yard. Green, I tell you!

About that time Percy came waltzin' by with Matilda tucked under his wing. I thought Sandra was gonna moult right there and then. Instead, she just gave that ol' green egg a good swift kick and it hit Percy right between the eyes. Knocked him clean off his feet, it did.

And this ain't gossip - cause it's the honest truth!"

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